中式英语搞笑？谁那么，中式英语搞笑？一起来了解一下吧。
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曾经有一个英语小白这么形容过一个车祸的发生过程：
one car go,one car back,two cars "peng peng",one car die.
假设你是一名中国留学生，在美国加州目睹了一起交通事故，警察询问事故的经过，你将如何用英语向他阐述？答：one car come, one car come,too. two car“peng,peng",one car die.
good good s籂礌焚啡莳独锋扫福激tudy，day day up 好好学习，天天向上people mountain people sea 人山人海
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01 Good good study day day up. 好好学习 天天向上
02 How are you? How old are you? 怎么是你？ 怎么老是你？
03 You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. 你有种。我要给给你点颜色瞧瞧。
04 You ask me, me ask who? 你问我，我问谁？
05 We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁？
06 No three no four. 不三不四。
07 Horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎。
08 One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died! 关于一场车祸的描述。
09 People mountain people sea. 人山人海。
10 If you want money,I have no.If you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条！
people mountain people sea (人山人海)
standing flower”（站花）
foreigner accept（外国人接受）
one car come,one car go,two cars pengpeng,the people die（一辆车来，一辆车去，两车碰碰人死了）
long time no see”（很久不见）
Take Iron Coffee”（拿铁咖啡）
Deformed man toilet.（字面意义：变形的人厕所） = Public toilet for the disabled（残疾人厕所）.
Drink tea（字面意义：喝茶） = Closed.（休息中）
Disabled Elevators（残障电梯，字面意义：坏掉的电梯）
幽默：1.we two who and who! 咱俩谁跟谁啊！
2．how are you how old are you?怎么是你？怎么老是你？
3．you have seed，I will give you some color to see see,brothers ！ together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们！一起上！
4．as far as you go to die！ 有多远死多远！
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home！！有事起奏，无事退朝 ！！
6．you me you me 彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop！！你给我站住！ ！
8．know is know ，noknow is noknow...知之为知之，不知为不知…
9．Watch Sister 表妹
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11.I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose your face,I turn my face给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
12．one car come one car go,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!（译文：我实在很抱歉！） 老外：I am sorry too! （译文：我也很抱歉。too【也】与英文中的two【二】同音） 小明：I am sorry three! （译文：我抱歉三……） 老外：What are you sorry for? （译文：你为什么而抱歉？for【为……】与英文中的four【四】同音） 小明：I am sorry five! （译文：我抱歉五……）
16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son 你有两下子。
19.good good study,day day up！好好学习，天天向上！
20、Open the door see mountain 开门见山
21、five flowers eight doors 五花八门
22、people mountain people sea 人山人海
23、Un-ding-able顶不住了
24、You go see see 你去看看.
25、Moon under old man 月老
26.many people die,no see you die. 那么多人死了怎么没见你死。
27.die away 死开
28.If you no three no four,I will give you some color to see see! 如果你不三不四，我就给你点颜色看看。
29.Ask what ask! 问什么问！see what see 看什么看！laugh what laugh 笑什么笑！ 30.Have one leg with somebody. 跟某人有一腿。
31.What thing? 什么事？
32.Two breasts. 二奶。
33.Pack two breasts. 包二奶。
34.You are too two.你太二了。
以上就是中式英语搞笑的全部内容，.。
